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Which Future Do You Want for Elian?

by J. Neil Schulman


August 23, 2000, Los Angeles Times:
Elian Gonzales released from Cuban Psychiatric Hospital
“Cuba More Fun Than Disney World!” he declares.

September 23, 2001, New York Daily News:
Juan Miguel Gonzales, Father of Elian, Killed in Hotel Fire
“I Will Adopt Elian, Myself!” declares Castro.

August 23, 2016, LA Opinion (translated):
Teniente Elian Gonzales, Former Child Refugee, Lands With Cuban Forces in Nicaragua

March 23, 2019, San Antonio Express-News:
Cuba Mourns Death of Fidel Castro
New Cuban Strongman, Elian Gonzales, Promises,
“Communist Revolution in Cuba Will Live On!”

December 23, 2023, Miami Herald:
Cuban Dictator, Gonzales, Warns U.S. Against
U.S. Intervention in Cuban-Mexican War
“Cuba Will Launch Missiles at Miami if Provoked!” He Declares

or:

August 23, 2000, Los Angeles Times:
U.S. Supreme Court Grants Elian Gonzales Asylum
Juan Miguel Gonzales returns to Cuba, forlorn
Donato and Marisleysis Dalrymple’s Custody Affirmed
Elian Enters Miami Parochial School in Two Weeks

September 23, 2001, New York Daily News:
Juan Miguel Gonzales, Father of Elian, Killed in Hotel Fire
Elian Will Attend Funeral in Custody of Canadian Diplomats

August 23, 2016, National Enquirer:
Elian Dating Madonna’s Daughter!
Serious Romance or Just A Summer Fling for
Harvard Grad Student?

March 23, 2019, San Francisco Examiner:
Dr. Elian Gonzales New Director Monterey Bay Aquarium

December 23, 2023, Miami Herald:
Elian Gonzales Receives Nobel Prize for Science
Nobel Committee Cites Breakthrough in Human-Dolphin Communication


January 23, 2000


Elian's capture at gunpoint by INS
The Clinton Administration's Policy on Kids & Guns

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